Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I'm going to jail i love you
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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