is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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