My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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