grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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