At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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