is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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