Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
