He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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