Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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