Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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