Your face is a jimmy john
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It's Friday. Sex?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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