you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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