Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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