I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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