I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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