I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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