Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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