My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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