Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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