Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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