Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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