My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
There are leaves in my underwear?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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