but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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