you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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