Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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