You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize
