What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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