Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This girl is more easily done than said...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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