Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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