I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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