Will you blow on my dice?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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