tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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