This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
dude. I can hear the air.
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