Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need a hoe opinion
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