So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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