The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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