butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I didn't shave. On purpose
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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