google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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