he shaved USA in his pubs
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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