So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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