I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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