Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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