Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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