That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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