it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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