Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You smell like stripper and shame
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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