I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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