shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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