We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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