he shaved USA in his pubs
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
whose parrot is this?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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