IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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