strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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