Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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