I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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