is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do herpes really smell.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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