i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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