How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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