Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Alive.
So much puke
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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