laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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