careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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