He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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