guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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